Why retire at the beach where you have to work so hard to upkeep the property - Oudtshoorn

A beautiful farm with lots of water(a dam the size of one hectare - with a jetty), a farm well cared for, fresh air - no pollution - beautiful mountain scenery available at only r1. 9 million. About 15km out of town. You can either stay in the neat three bedroom house on the farm or built yourselves a cottage close to the dam, rent the rest or built a few cottages and rent it to the lots of tourist passing this town... And you will only about 80km away from the beach. Oudtshoorn has very few petty crime and no pollution. Don't delay, this place gonna sell like a hot cake